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Octopus
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I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn't be painful lol
Beaked for your pleasure
That's just great! Now I want that :(
Prove it
I'm pretty sure there's japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai's "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife."
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Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus' mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you're done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I'm totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal's butts that I take at the zoo
That's one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals' butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you'd normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals' butts and my sister said "great, you can make a calendar now." And so it all began.
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Stop it, you'll make me cum
Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pylorus Sphincter at the end of your stomach.
Any claims otherwise are misled bullshit.
EDIT: Lots of typos
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It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It's just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Sounds like the digestive system works
Don't threaten me with a good time.
"This is my hole!"
Not again.
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
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Could it survive the stomach acid?
Nope, that's the point. That's how we trick them into get eaten.
Don’t give people ideas.
what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?
It's a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.
Now the spooky thing is that it's probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn't die somewhere along the way.
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