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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 253 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.

Remember that.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 73 points 1 month ago

Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

My wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I'm not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

[-] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 152 points 1 month ago
[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 month ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago
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[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 85 points 1 month ago

It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 month ago

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 62 points 1 month ago

He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm afraid to test your theory.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

If you do test their theory, get tested often.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 month ago

My experience on Grindr says otherwise.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.

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[-] ntma@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago

When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn't really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can't really remember. But then she asked about mine and that's when I told her about the escorts. That's when she got mad about me telling her about my past.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago

that’s when I told her about the escorts.

Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.

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[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I mean... it's probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn't mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you're supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I'm weird for thinking that.

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

As long as it wasn't in a row

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.

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[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

What if was in a column?

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Don't kink shame me!

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[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 month ago
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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 1 month ago

i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago

The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.

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[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago
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