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Call it a Tamemoji. It gets its own column on your profile page complete with its stats. It evolves digi-like across emojis sharing keywords. Not sure how we'd tier them though.

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[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

In b4 Hexbear transforms into Neopets because people start flooding to the site to play Tamemoji

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support to this idea

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AndJusticeForAll's sicko-pog lvl. 3
Vs.
ElGosso's k-pain lvl. 5

Turn 1:
Sicko-Pog misses attack.
K-Pain misses attack.

Turn 2:
Sicko-Pog misses attack.
K-Pain attack does 25% damage.

Turn 3:
Sicko-Pog CRITICAL attack does 50% damage.
K-Pain attack does 25% damage.

Turn 4:
Sicko-Pog misses attack.
K-Pain CRITICAL attack does 50% damage.

k-pain IS THE WINNER

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Every time you disengage in a post your tamemoji gets a care mistake. Every time you delete a post your tamemoji gets a care mistake. Every time you upvote a post that later gets removed my a mod: care mistake.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Your tamemoji instantly jumps an evolution stage if you report a mod's post and it gets removed. You get get a care mistake if you report a post and it isn't removed within 24 hours.

Your tamemoji needs to be fed posts weekly by making posts and getting upvotes. Slowly devolves if not fed back to egg stage.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The tiers would be:

  • egg egg-dog
  • baby leftist baby-matt
  • radlib pflp-octoplushie
  • socialist gender-reveal
  • ultra leftist national-mourning-period
  • news mega poster 9/11
[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would also have a rock-paper-scissors type attributes like Digimon has with that adds 10% effectiveness sometimes.

Each emoji would be tagged with either advanced marxist [AM] -> progressive lib [PL] -> regressive reactionary [RR] (-> advanced marxist) (not sure the order or the names).
With "apolitical" (always in scare quotes) being a free type that doesn't interact with the other 3 this way.

COuld literally just use the Digimon system of Vaccine -> Virus -> Data( -> Vaccine) and Free instead maybe. Can't think of an equivalent.

Or maybe Thesis (more liberal/neutral emojis) -> Antithesis (more straight-up reactionary emojis) -> synthesis (more marxist emojis).

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I actually wrote a discord bot in python that could have been very easily turned into something like this but, alas, that hard drive played a trick on me and it deleted everything i ever wrote

To be clear it was likely the programming equvilent of a vehicle made by orks in warhammer 40k where it shouldn't actually work but my will is the only thing running it

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking of which is there a better method in pythod than using Pickle for having variables stored outside the running program

[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guy who has fucked with Python here for like a decade; as far as I'm aware, sadly no. Though if it's all the data is representable in text, consider JSONs.

Please let me know if the answer is actually yes though because pickle is a pain.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm struggling to decide if this is a meme shitpost idea that belongs to the sewer it came from or if it's an amazing feature and I should spend hours implementing it

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I claim the Bill yes chad tama.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, gamify my propaganda shitposting website.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Yes, exactly.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rat-salute this is my tamemoji. everyone else get your own

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe they'd sit in all your posts between your profile picture and your username. And the upvotes would collect from all your posts.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

dunno about them fighting but having a tamagochi type critter tied to the account would be pretty sweet