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lmao

serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 81 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

I did not fall off my horse, please don't put it in the history books that I feel off my horse or that I requested for this fact to be removed

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 77 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're gonna blame it all on Jill Stein

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish Stein would win just to make Hillary implode.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 74 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish Stein would win just to stop the genocide in gaza

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

That is more important than Hillary digs true.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 67 points 10 months ago

She says through gritted teeth

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She said, a single vein on her forehead pulsating enough to be not just visible, but audible from across the room.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

And it's almost as if it's talking...

my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn...

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"every TYPE of woman should GET a chance"

[–] Creakybulks@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

oils black black is beautiful

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago

👏 More! 👏 Women! 👏 War! 👏 Criminals!

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this enough of a Hilldog Jinx to make it impossible for Kamala to win? She has the touch of shit, but can she employ it indirectly like this?!

[–] refracting@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

So we can disappoint her one more time by not voting for Kamala? sicko-wholesome

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

"IM NOT MAD IM NOT MAD"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Achieve the breakthrough then oversee the genocide of an entire population and do more evil in the world than even Margaret Thatcher achieved.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Biden already win against Trump?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The ego drive of being the first woman president and breaking that glass celing.

part-of-history

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

smdh I can't believe that emote isn't called :part-of-herstory:

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

wojak-cries-behind-smiling-mask.png

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

it would be exhilarating to see her go visit her good friends live-kissinger-reaction

also lmao, she is so white knuckling through that sentence

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BAH GAWD Jr It's Hillary with a steel chair! She choke slammed Kamala through the glass ceiling!! As God is my witness, Kamala is broken in half!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Celebrity Death Match?

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

happy birthday to that future president

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

"Black women are just as presidential as white women."

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

she had a staffer write this, yeah? she's so inauthentic that I can't even tell.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I think it's legit. The framing is still centered on her.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

we're just chillin in cedar rapids

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago
[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

she is running.

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

:mask-over-crying-face:

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Hillary gonna go full Lee Harvey

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

she's running