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lmao

serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 81 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

I did not fall off my horse, please don't put it in the history books that I feel off my horse or that I requested for this fact to be removed

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 77 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're gonna blame it all on Jill Stein

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish Stein would win just to make Hillary implode.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 74 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish Stein would win just to stop the genocide in gaza

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

That is more important than Hillary digs true.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago

She says through gritted teeth

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She said, a single vein on her forehead pulsating enough to be not just visible, but audible from across the room.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

And it's almost as if it's talking...

my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn...

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"every TYPE of woman should GET a chance"

[–] Creakybulks@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

oils black black is beautiful

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

👏 More! 👏 Women! 👏 War! 👏 Criminals!

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this enough of a Hilldog Jinx to make it impossible for Kamala to win? She has the touch of shit, but can she employ it indirectly like this?!

[–] refracting@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

So we can disappoint her one more time by not voting for Kamala? sicko-wholesome

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

"IM NOT MAD IM NOT MAD"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Achieve the breakthrough then oversee the genocide of an entire population and do more evil in the world than even Margaret Thatcher achieved.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Biden already win against Trump?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The ego drive of being the first woman president and breaking that glass celing.

part-of-history

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

smdh I can't believe that emote isn't called :part-of-herstory:

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

wojak-cries-behind-smiling-mask.png

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

it would be exhilarating to see her go visit her good friends live-kissinger-reaction

also lmao, she is so white knuckling through that sentence

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BAH GAWD Jr It's Hillary with a steel chair! She choke slammed Kamala through the glass ceiling!! As God is my witness, Kamala is broken in half!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Celebrity Death Match?

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

happy birthday to that future president

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

"Black women are just as presidential as white women."

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

she had a staffer write this, yeah? she's so inauthentic that I can't even tell.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I think it's legit. The framing is still centered on her.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

we're just chillin in cedar rapids

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

she is running.

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

:mask-over-crying-face:

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Hillary gonna go full Lee Harvey

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

she's running