Just when I thought I'd heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the "Palestine is real and should be part of NATO"
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.
Freedom of movement for all bolides.
Or balkanize it.
I LOVE GUNTHER! COMPLETELY INCOHERENT PLANS THAT WOULD JUST RESULT IN WANTON DESTRUCTION ARE AWESOME!
His mind is a piece of art.
is this one of Gunther's maps?
Every city a independent state. Perfection.
Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced "wanton carnality" as "wonton carnality" and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.
wonton carnality
Would
Balkanize everything and bring it into NATO and the Eurozone 
God I love this man's brain 
Gunther's ideology is the 
of politics.
That NATO/Palestine pin is absolutely fucking cursed
Average American socdem
"ChatGPT, solve the Israel-Palestine conflict for me"
Gunther never promises to be boring. I'll give him that and nothing more.
Would that mean Palestine can Article 5 Israel? Pretty lit. God tier posting right here.
Not necessarily. If they're both in NATO, nothing happens if a conflict breaks out. If I remember correctly, Turkey and Greece had a few small scale conflicts a few years ago that nearly spiralled into war, but neither could call article 5 because they were both NATO members.
Turkey flatout invaded Cyprus and nothing happened.
This would almost work except for no one anywhere wanting this
I was wondering what this character was up to
Still a better solution than what the US is working tirelessly on
these are the people who dare to call communists utopian
I admit that is better than constant war.
his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments
his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments
Calipers 
It's impossible to hate this man.
If everyone joined NATO we could all be friends
This guy is pure genius
This isnt just goofy its GUUTHFY
No balkanisation? Nobody is split into tiny statelets that only exist in Paradox games?
I'm disappointed. He could at least have given us five Palestines or something.
No balkanisation? Nobody is split into tiny statelets that only exist in Paradox games?
WRONG! In this scenario Palestine will be the statelet, this person couldn't fathom a world without "Israel"
Finally. We've had one state solutions, two state solutions, only Gunther is brave enough to suggest a 70 state solution!
Get Russia in too while you are at it mate!