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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 138 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


"Hmmm...I'll be damned."

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

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[-] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 month ago

Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican.

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[-] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago
[-] klemptor@startrek.website 123 points 1 month ago

Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.

[-] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Nice dick, bro.

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[-] LemmyInLemmyIn@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago

At least in the USA, it's probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

[-] ColonelPanic@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

I'm in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.

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[-] Tab981@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

You’re more freckle than human.

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[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Like solving where is Waldo

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Which one are we talking about here?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Check out this overachiever

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[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago
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[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

I have it. This is sorcery.

[-] felsiq@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 month ago

ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.

[-] cmder@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

A wristwatch that you can't take off. With GPS and geofencing.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Generational secret

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What the fuck why is this correct

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why do you gather us like this bröther?

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[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago
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[-] discostjohn@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago
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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago

I have it too. That's actually insane. I'm born in Sweden.

Maybe it's the sign of everyone who agreed to be here on this planet and watch spectacular stupidy together.

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[-] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

Probability of a freckle on any limb is going to increase with age. I'm 4/4, maybe 8/8 if you count both sides of each limb. So yeah, pretty good chance that others born before 1990 are going to have a freckle there.

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.

Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it

Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong

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[-] Lightsong@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I have never seen so many forearm pictures in a single place before.

Also I have it too reee.

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[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Wrong arm, but do we count it?

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I have like 12 freckles on that arm, does that mean I was born in 1880?

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[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

Mine is on my right arm do I need to go see a doctor?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 month ago

Mirrored freak, go back to your sinister quicksilver realm and leave us be

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[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I'm a pretty heavily freckled person, but damn if I don't have a pronounced, solitary freckle precisely at this location on my left arm.

I bet it's related to driving with my left arm hanging out the window. In the US at least, people who do that have their left arm over-exposed to sun damage.

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[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Whæt the fuck? How common is that?

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don't, they're a robot.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I’m a robot but have thousands of freckles on my left arm. We overcompensated a little bit.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

A.I. attempting to figure out how many fingers are on one hand

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[-] Johandea@feddit.nu 18 points 1 month ago

Yep, it's there alright

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

I don't have it! What's wrong with me??

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