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[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 67 points 5 days ago
[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 5 days ago

Here's the whole original (and readable) pic https://i.imgur.com/6sPxFAO.jpeg

Also, the abrahams is probably even better, as you'll stick your head out, not to mention camera views

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 28 points 5 days ago

The Abrams is great, the suspension is such that you';d barely feel them.

[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Fairly certain the suspension would not be needed when you liquify a human being under the tracks

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

NICE. I would like to see the Cybertruck and BYD vehicles added, among others, but I will definitely take a broader chart over a cherry-picked up-to-date one!

[-] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

Lol, it took me a second to figure out this chart.

I was wondering where the hell am I reasonably expecting to encounter a 2.5 meter tall 5 year old...

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Now what about if you’ve lifted the front about 2 feet and lower the back? That’s big these days.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Those huge American style lorries are mental at the front. They look cool, but what a wild blind spot.

Check out European lorries (like those in Euro Truck Sim for example), the cab ends at the window. Still a powerful beast but compact, and with fewer blind spots. So much easier to drive.

Still some blind spots though, be careful round em :-D

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago

The European cab-over trucks are very common in Australia in urban areas, but out in the middle of the outback the American style are far more comfortable to live with.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing the European ones are harder to get into, though, or have less sleeping space. That engine has to go somewhere,

As an American, I don't see the appeal of those trucks. We also have trucks with flat fronts, they're just not as popular.

[-] remer@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

American trucks need American units 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🚀💥💦

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

Ok so, how about 9.45 of shot school kids of 1m each?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Terrible.

1/63rd Furlongs to see a 1000 caliber 36 month old from the drinking seat of a light duty American truck.

Source: an actual American.

[-] oberstoffensichtlich@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

How much is that in hot dogs and football fields?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Where Miata tank specs?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

I'd go for the Abrams if it didn't have such bad fuel economy. Then again, I guess it's good to get out of a traffic jam.

"Oh, you're gonna cut ME off you little shit!? We'll see about that."

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Make sure you try that before in front of a mirror like in Taxi Driver for convincing results.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Eddie Hall(former world strongest man) did. At least he drove over someone else's car before.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

Hmm, could you electrify an Abrams? I wonder if there would be a way to make it street legal, given that's it's not so much different from a large SUV at this point.

[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

An extra ton of batteries is not going to change the weight that much.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes! And you can dump any removable armour, because road rage incidents rarely involve calibers larger than 55.

I can tell you're not American because we consider fuel economy to work like golf, the lower the number the better.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I wasn't aware with my European mind that you can call an Abrams uber there. Wow.
Seems like the perfect solution for a lot of urban problems.

Make sure you specify what kind of firearm you want with the uber order, otherwise you could get something stupid.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

What about the lower-profile Warsaw Pact tanks? Are they safer to drive around small children?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 16 points 5 days ago

"They are made for small children, that's why they have an ammo carousel!"

*slaps turret and gets blown up by random bolted-on Kontakt ERA

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

They're actually really good for this, none of the crew had any jolt or bounce injuries after either Budapest or Tienanmen.

You'd have to file a 285 if you tried to pull that in a sherman.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Dark ergonomics.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

My take from this is rear engine vehicles are the safest to drive around small children.

Lambo it is.

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago

GMC Sierra it is, perfect for "accidents"

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

TBF, the type of vehicle doesn't really matter. If you want to murder someone, do it with a car and just claim you didn't see the person, that you are shocked, and it's just an "accident". Nobody will question this.

Especially if the person you murdered is on a bicycle, or has ever ridden a bicycle.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Wait, does the driver in an Abrams really only have the periscope and the hatch, with no higher-mounted cameras?

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[-] cheddar@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

Are they at least equipped with parking sensors?

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Parking sensors, schmarking sensors. 64 tons of steel, tread and f*ck-you-firepower says I park where I want.

[-] r128@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

yeah but you have to pay extra

Nobody here is going to pay for that. When you drive an Abrams, you can afford a few parking tickets here and there.

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

No one gives an Abrams a parking ticket.

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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