Woodworking partner: for when you want no garage space, to be frequently annoyed by loud noises, and to have half of your furniture and bowls made of epoxy. We don't need another table, Jeffrey! We already have six. Our home only has three rooms that could fit a table already! You have a sickness! I don't care that it's in the shape of a whale!

Where is Linux?! Surely it must be on the top, I be reading (manuals), "foregin" language (bash), writing (scripts). Right?

My wife used to think that a man who knew how to work on cars was sexy until I built a racecar in the garage, and she saw the parts invoices.

She also used to think a man who cooks is sexy until she learned that I am a GOOD cook and consequently that means I don't want help, I want you the fuck out of my kitchen, don't sample the ingredients they are weighed and portioned for a damn reason and if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak again it will be the last time I ever cook for you.

Shit, I have to ask. What in the world is Manosphere?

What are these hobbies???

Yeah my hobby is Arguing Online

Spoken like a madman

Drinking

????

Good news, honey! I have decided to look at porn less so that I will be able to spend more time arguing online.

Why can't you just develop a drinking ~~problem~~ hobby like a normal man!?

My husband’s main hobby is collecting baseball cards, but he also makes money buying and selling them (along with Pokémon and MTG). He was always a bit embarrassed of this hobby until he learned he has autism and it’s just his special interest. Now he understands and accepts himself better. And that’s hella attractive.

My takeaway is that gaming is a neutral.

Me:

90% think archery is an attractive hobby. Really.

Foreign languages, bet they mean French and Spanish. And not the weebs learning Japanese or the Dutch

Also who would call their porn watching habits a hobby? It’s just something you do to kill some time, like scrolling social media. A hobby is something you can get better in or gain deep knowledge in. Calling porn a hobby is like calling eating, or shopping a hobby. Consuming stuff is not a hobby.

Hello, my hobby is arguing online - are we a match?

I don't have any hobbies in the "least attractive", but also not many in the "most attractive" either...and the ones I do - hiking and photography (of the stuff I see while hiking) are not really things my partner is into. Oh well, I guess we make it work.

I'm into astrophotography. Does that make me attractive to 181% of women?

ITT: people missed to poke fun at "blacksmithing"

Who on earth is blacksmithing as a hobby? Is that even possible except if your occupation is actually being blacksmith? Like, would you set up blacksmithing equipment in your garage?

Sure, people say hiking is attractive, but I can only assume there's a bias to forest hiking.

Meanwhile, I go out and do a four to five hour urban hike and people act like I have some sort of disorder.

"wHy DoN't YoU jUsT dRiVe?" Because a drive to the beer store in the town across the river is an errand, a walk to the same place is a fucking ADVENTURE, Helen!

MTG?

Shouldn't she be way lower?

I'm genuinely sickened that 3%+ of respondents consider manosphere attractive

"Arguing online" is unattractive? It's actually one of the more relevant signs of intelligence if one can state their points coherently. In this 3-part essay I will...

i'm sorry blacksmithing? I mean it's cool as fuck, don't get me wrong, but have you seen that shit? it's the LEAST sexy hobby by far.

Also, traveling is not a hobby, stop pretending it is. That's like saying veganism is a hobby.

anyway, my main hobbies consist of playing minecraft or factorio like an autist, fucking around with linux, or philosophy, so i probably score, somewhere...

My tuba playing and german lessons are to reap great benefits soon...

I feel like the linel between 'reading' and 'comic books' is a bit unfair.

I mean there plenty of written stuff that's demonstrably worse than anything in comics.

Are the 3.1% that like the manosphere okay? Do they need help?

Why would you post detailed statistics without listing the source?

I got the top 5 of the attractive list and only arguing online from the other list, so I think that's cancelled out.

Edit: checked with wife, she says graph is accurate.

According to who?

I feel like this would work better as negative, neutral, positive instead of attractive or not. This ends up putting things that aren't attractive but not negative down at the bottom with things that are actually unattractive.