I mean sometimes I curse this state.

So... I can say "Let her cook"?

This seems like a joke from some Michigan school teacher ... similar to how a lot of Ohio State football fans say *ichigan and things

Teaching the youth about freedom in the US.

Seems like one of those annoying strict teachers to me lol

Apparently these rules exist in my house also. Just today, my Gen Z kid forbade me from ever saying rizz or Ohio again. Luckily, I don't live near Ohio, so I don't need these words for any functional purpose. In particular, she told me that Ohio has been over for, like, a year and I'm out of date on slang.

All joking aside, assuming this is a public school,

Schools are not Constitution Free zones.

They are government institutions and they just can't limit free speech like this, for terms that are not disruptive or vulgar but that the administration simply don't like for personal reasons.

Banning slang is just gonna lead to the invention of new and more annoying slang. This is exactly how we got in this situation.

My mom works in a school with 1st through 5th graders. She messages me like twice a week for me to explain slang to her so she can know if she needs to explain to a child that it's wrong to say. I've learned so much new slang.

Ohio deserves this.

Like in Monty Python, the list of banned words:

B#M
B#TTY
P#X
KN#CKERS
KN#CKERS
W##-W##
SEMPRINI

Wait wait, let them cook

Is Ohio slang for something I'm unaware of?

Why is there an elf... oh.

streets behind

What's wrong with let him cook?! This list has some Ohio Rizz for sure

literally 1984

Absolute W poster

I need someone to use all of these in context. I can't even begin to guess.