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[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago

It's a picture of the people who submit zero value comment spelling fixes to the Linux kernel so they can claim "I've submitted X patches to the Linux kernel" for KPIs or resume building

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

"Hey Bob, you've worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we're having? Shouldn't take you too long. We need it done before lunch"

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 months ago

"Nah I was in the network driver section"

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 14 points 3 months ago

"oh nice we're also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It's business critical"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Listen bub, I don't have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!

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