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[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 112 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don't want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 93 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We can put shades on the tank to bounce it right back

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 106 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Classic,but inappropriate. Tanks should not wear aviators, but big chunky goggle style Warby Parkers on sale $1.89

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Str8 outta Fort Sill, Oklahoma BITCHEZ

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 65 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

WAR… is.. disco?

Next your gonna tell me the raving rabbits are the ones driving them.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 20 points 4 months ago

I guess war does change.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Disco Demolition Night. This type of war is not unprecedented.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/24/army-has-officially-deployed-laser-weapons-overseas-combat-enemy-drones.html

The Army has officially deployed a pair of high-energy lasers overseas to blast incoming enemy drones out of the sky, the service recently confirmed, marking a major milestone for the U.S. military's ongoing development of futuristic directed-energy weapons.

The 20-kilowatt Palletized High Energy Laser, or P-HEL, "is currently deployed to support the Army's mission" in an undisclosed location abroad, a spokesman for the service's Rapid Capabilities and Critical Technologies Office, which manages its directed-energy portfolio, told Military.com.

I think the bigger concern is enemy UAVs wearing shades.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yay for undisclosed location! Slava Ukraini!

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It could potentially be in the red sea.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I would be fine with that. I'm just a laser loiterer who thinks pirates need to be wiped off the face of the earth in a sizzling manner.

Big ass solar panels on the drone to capture the energy and charge the drones battery

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 months ago

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

and its soo awesome

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

This is why I never open someone else's makeup bag.

Doesn't that cause a nuclear explosion?

[–] Pirasp@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That's when you go back to explosives, you don't even need shrapnel anymore, they are already wearing it!

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

The moment those mirrors stop being perfectly shiny they begin thermal collapse. Which is the real reason mirrors exposed to the atmosphere can't be used as targeting optics.