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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

try dipping the end of the qtip in cold water first

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then try it with cold vodka. The alcohol evaporates faster than water, so it really has that strong cooling effect.

Edit: not joking. I actually do this, the alcohol helps dissolve and clean the waxy buildup too.

2nd edit: don’t fucking shove the Qtip into the canal like an idiot. It’s for the outer ear only, freaks.

[-] rez_doggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sure, you can use IPA. It’s more toxic than ethanol but in the very small amounts we’re talking here it’s a negligible difference.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] MSugarhill@feddit.de 1 points 1 month ago

You haven't lived as long as you did not try Amaretto...

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’m more of a mead guy, myself. Completely unrelated, I also listen to Norwegian metal while munching on rye crackers.

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