Dems should ban kids from calling me cheugy

This isn't as far away as you think and we're pretty much there in the UK and Germany where "Somebody called me an asshole on facebook after I announced the project start for "Turning the local skate park into a snake pit in which to throw all unruly children" has somehow become a national emergency

"cheugy" will soon appear in DHS bulletins on domestic violent extremism

or when 14 year olds hear anyone say they're over 17 and say "damn unc" to call them old 💀