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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“come up with a funny comment to post on lemmy”

“Sure, I can try to generate a funny comment for you. Lemmy is a federated link aggregator and discussion platform, similar to Reddit. Here are some possible comments you can post on lemmy:

  • I just joined lemmy and I'm loving it. It's like reddit, but without the ads, censorship, and corporate overlords.
  • Lemmy is the best thing since sliced bread. Literally. I haven't eaten anything since I discovered this site.
  • How do you pronounce lemmy? Is it leh-mee, lee-mee, or lay-mee? I need to know before I start a podcast about it.
  • Lemmy is so addictive, I can't stop browsing it. I've been on it for 12 hours straight. Send help. And upvotes.
  • I'm new to lemmy and I have a question. How do I get karma? Do I need to post memes, cat pictures, or political opinions? Or do I just need to be nice and helpful?

I hope you find these comments amusing and suitable for lemmy. 😄”

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It's already indistinguishable.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

You've just described every bluecheck on Twitter.

Not joking

[-] flontlocs@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Just doing a search for "I am an AI Language model" (with quotes) is enough to reveal a bunch of those loser ass accounts.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Spez is way ahead of you on that one.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I actually wonder what a purely AI/ChatGPT community would look like (no human posts/comments allowed), would they eventually start to develop their own weird culture, memes, inside comment jokes that nobody would even understand? There’d be like a picture of a tire and a rubber ducky with the text reading “Five fingers / garden hose” and all the comments would be things like “The wombat, in ascension, remembers. Nautilus.” Like how fucking weird would they get without human intervention?

[-] deur@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago

We had that on reddit, subreddit simulator I think? It was a more primitive version of LLM, and it didn't train itself on content from the simulator sub.

[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Come up for a reply to this quote: "Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It's already indistinguishable."

ChatGPT:

While ChatGPT has made remarkable progress, human connection adds depth and emotion that technology alone may struggle to replicate. Let's appreciate the unique qualities each brings to the table.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 8 months ago

Apart from #3, those are all terrible. And for reference, it’s pronounced lay-mee 😉

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost

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