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[-] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

Thank god. This is literally the worst thing about my car (apart from the lane assist trying to kill me).

[-] snaggen@programming.dev 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found that a homicidal lane assist, have a really good effect on my alertness. Before lane assist I could relax and almost doze of, but with lane assist I don't dare to relax for a second since I know it will try to murder me the first chance it gets. So, I guess that is why people say lane assist prevents accidents.

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So they’re targeting gay people now?

[-] nsfwthrowaway411@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 10 months ago

I have a feeling the people down voting you didn't see the typo

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

He fixed the typo. It’s no longer homocidal.

[-] snaggen@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago

Corrected my typo, so contextually challenged persons can avoid being confused. You are welcome.

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Your spelling is homogeneous now.

[-] Polyester6435@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Lane assist on the golf tried to murderise me recently even though I was driving on a road without lane markings

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Wait, you don't mean dozing off while driving, right?

[-] Polyester6435@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Lane assist on the golf tried to murderise me recently even though I was driving on a road without lane markings but I keep it on because it stops me from killing myself on this one bridge I have to drive over

[-] havocpants@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

My car lets you turn off lane assist, it's the collision avoidance that I can't turn off that is trying to kill me. Randomly I'll be driving along when an alarm sounds and it tries to swerve off the road. It's fucking infuriating and dangerous and despite many of us complaining to the manufacturer you can't turn it off.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Is it on an independent fuse? If so just pull the fuse

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

Man do they still do that with these "smart features" or is it all just linked to an inexplicable welded shut black box now? Lol

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Honestly I have no idea. Often they run different features through different control modules, but every car is different.

[-] jumpinjesus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The capacitive touch buttons under the screen on my ID4 don't light up, so they're literally invisible at night and completely useless.

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

You sure you don’t have the fader wheel turned all the way down? It’s usually to the left of the steering wheel.

[-] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

There isn't a fader wheel on the ID.3 at least, so I'd assume the same in the ID.4

[-] slightperil@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Do you have more unlit buttons than the volume and climate strip that I have in the Multivan? I believe we share that same strip and it's ironic that the power button on there is actually lit! However as it only does two things and there's feedback on the screen when you touch it, I haven't had any of the issues people have complained about. Plus those functions can be accessed elsewhere.

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