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[-] Looboer@lemm.ee 47 points 11 months ago

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago

"Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This"

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Full send.

[-] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

[-] jungle@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thanks for that, I've been laughing like a little kid:

"hoo boy"

"lol"

"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

I can feel those so well! :')

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well that's about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

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