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[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] obrenden@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

[–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dukk@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way"

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic.

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] akkajdh999@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Make a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

'fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier'