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[-] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago

"Fix"

[-] obrenden@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

[-] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 34 points 11 months ago

"updates"

[-] dukk@programming.dev 17 points 11 months ago

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

[-] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 11 months ago

"Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way"

[-] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic.

[-] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

git commit -m $(date)

[-] akkajdh999@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Make a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f

[-] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

'fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier'

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