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Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
(lemmy.ml)
Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"
With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...
This is listed as "remote"? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.
Remote is the "hottest" section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under "remote" on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.
The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be "hybrid" remote, i.e not remote.
Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office