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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They trespassed the kid, so the police had no choice but to escort him out. Which absolutely is a waste of police resources, but is also perfectly legal and follows the process.

In more reasonable countries, nobody can trespass you from a football field, unless you give them a very good reason like repeated physical assault.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Who trespassed the kid? Like I know it says "the league" but the league obviously didn't have any meeting or come to a consensus in time to make that decision.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The other parents repeatedly complained about their kid not being able to participate in the make-believe form of a soccer played at age 3/4/5

[–] blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

How would they have the authority to file a trespass in a league game? It would have to be a league representative, wouldn't it?

Otherwise parents in that league should just file trespasses against the opposing team to get a win every match.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

No, they trespassed his loud mouth wannabe influencer parents.