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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta book those trans trump flights

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish there was a way to call it that to poke fun at him but not hurt anyone else's feelings. Because I only want to offend him, and I think that this would bug him enough to taco again.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Would there be anyone (else) offended tho?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

You make an excellent point. I did not intend to upset anyone.

Any flight over a trump ocean should be called a pink eye flight