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AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer, says Palantir CTO (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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I think that's a really good idea and we should encourage them. I recommend Kent cigarettes with the Micronite filter for a smooth aroma.

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[–] Anon7394@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Real talk, I would love to smoke without worrying about cancer.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

With the power of denial you can!

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If cancer was the only one drawback it wouldn't even be that bad. In addition to cancer, it makes you smell like an ashtray, gives you really bad skin, and its even a cause for erectile dysfunction. There are better drugs to get addicted to.

[–] cstross@wandering.shop 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@e8d79 A major cause of mortality from cigarette smoking is COPD/cardiovascular disease—strokes and heart attacks skyrocket over time, and you'll end up shuffling around wheezing into an oxygen mask if you keep it up. Not to mention the leg ulcers and pressure sores. It's like an all-in-one package of "this will fuck you up"!

[–] mawhrin@awful.systems 2 points 1 week ago

i might be mistaken, but i have a vague memory that combining smoking and drinking does a real number on severity of one's atherosclerosis

[–] schnoopy@awful.systems 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If we find a way to smoke without damaging the lungs I'm taking it up again.

I don't miss being out of breath all the time and generally antsy when shut inside but fuck me but nothing compares the sublime joy of stepping out of some bullshit to drag on a durry.