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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 78 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

here's an idea that will appeal to both sides: the state mandated girlfriend and state forced feminization bureaus are the same bureau. Every incel who signs up gets randomly assigned to either receive, or be, a girlfriend.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Every incel who signs up gets randomly assigned to either receive, or be, a girlfriend.

Nah everyone gets feminized and a girlfriend hexbear-lesbian

[–] EatMoreMacroplastics@hexbear.net 48 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

This will create a lot of really bad toxic yuri.

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

Oh no that would be horrible :3c

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 33 points 20 hours ago

so the good kind of yuri doggirl-grin

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 57 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

what if it was just a state mandated friend program and every two people in line got a voucher for bowling and a pizza

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If think if there was State Bowling Night with pseudo-random people once a month, and participants got like $20 per time they went, it would unironically probably help people be less lonely. This would accomplish more than any anti-terrorism initiative in history, so it can't be done.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

it sucks that the USA will spend money on aircraft carriers and not free bowling.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

it makes jobs!

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 45 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

what if it was a state mandated cousin program and you had to make or receive calls on a regular basis bugging you/them to go bowling

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 21 hours ago

carl is out here with banger ideas for no damn reason, damn. get this written as a chuck tingle inspired absurdist book, or genuine kink writing. whatever sells better

[–] isuggestforcefem@hexbear.net 25 points 20 hours ago

I ~~have~~ support a suggestion.

Force fem all incels, put them in a giant polycule

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago