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here's an idea that will appeal to both sides: the state mandated girlfriend and state forced feminization bureaus are the same bureau. Every incel who signs up gets randomly assigned to either receive, or be, a girlfriend.
Nah everyone gets feminized and a girlfriend
This will create a lot of really bad toxic yuri.
Oh no that would be horrible :3c
so the good kind of yuri
what if it was just a state mandated friend program and every two people in line got a voucher for bowling and a pizza
If think if there was State Bowling Night with pseudo-random people once a month, and participants got like $20 per time they went, it would unironically probably help people be less lonely. This would accomplish more than any anti-terrorism initiative in history, so it can't be done.
it sucks that the USA will spend money on aircraft carriers and not free bowling.
More shoulder surgeries tho
it makes jobs!
what if it was a state mandated cousin program and you had to make or receive calls on a regular basis bugging you/them to go bowling
carl is out here with banger ideas for no damn reason, damn. get this written as a chuck tingle inspired absurdist book, or genuine kink writing. whatever sells better
I ~~have~~ support a suggestion.
Force fem all incels, put them in a giant polycule
Why not both