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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

i still remember 9/11 like it was just a few minutes ago. i came back to class after eating a healthy and balanced McDonald's Big Breakfast. suddenly, the Superintendent came on the announcements and told us all we were at war because of communist terrorism.

He played the audio of the planes crashing and my eyes and diaper welled up with hot piss.

That's when I heard a group of young boys laughing and celebrating. They were Chinese Communist androids with red lights for eyes.

Then a voice came from the sun that said all the land was mine and I could exterminate anyone I wanted, if I could cry hard enough.