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Texts Reveal Kash Patel Ordering Staff to Fight “Ifindretards” Account (newrepublic.com)

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's an admirable goal.

I have difficulty understanding how Kash Patel can look in a mirror every morning and fail to acknowledge that he's one of the biggest douches in the universe.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry, Kash Patel finds most things difficult to understand.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Well, except bestiality.

Thats AOK in his books, apparently. Possibly even encouraged for new FBI recruits.