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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (5 children)

LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART. The way they authenticated the foreskin was by tasting it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I'm out, too much internet today

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The lord's foreskin has a slight spice to it. Great addition to any soup or stew.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fuck! I forgot to pick up some dried christ foreskin for my recipe.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

So literally, Jesus Christ in a handbasket?

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

Just a dash, don't want you to catch the spirit.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] chewables@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wow so much of religion is just people going along with it like "yeah this is normal I totally taste holiness. so I'm going to heaven right?"

We should find a way to turn the tasting of baby Jesus's foreskin into a common phrase

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Foreskin crunchers sounds an awful lot like some kind of snack.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

So .. like bacos?

[–] Hell_nah_brother@thelemmy.club -1 points 3 days ago

Nah nah fuck you, fuck this ritualistic barbarism shit, I’m eating fucking Christ. 🤢