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The holy foreskin of Christ (lemmy.world)

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So how many other foreskins were saved in the off chance that the kid was going to grow up and become famous? Who was collecting these foreskins back then? Do we have a modern-day creep waiting for the perfect moment to sell their Justin Beiber, Jaden Smith, or Ed Furlong foreskins? I know with newly invented DNA it would be trivial to confirm whose is whose. But back in 300AD you could only take the word of some guy with a bunch of foreskins that the one he is selling you is, in fact, the real deal.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dude here dislikes collectors.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't dislike collectors I just can't fathom a relic lasting that long and not being eaten and replaced with a pig asshole somewhere and possibly a few times along the way.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Look, some of us have the self-control required not to eat the foreskin in our collections.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I don't dislike collectors

Psshhh.. That’s rich coming from the guy trying to talk me out of hoarding every foreskin I come across

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eaten? That's how you think it would disappear?

[–] derek@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'll never see calamari the same way again.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

never buy gribenes from a mohel.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Were why of those fuckers foretold by a star and foreign kings with myrrh?