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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Book of Mormon calls itself the third testament of Jesus Christ. The old and New Testament being the first two.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Wait. But Jesus isn’t in the Old Testament? So how can TBOM be the 3rd testament of Jesus? It can be the 3rd testament or it can be the 2nd testament of Jesus but not the 3rd of Jesus.

I mean it’s also all made up fairy tales ans IDK why I would expect logical consistency from the Mormon church.