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[–] Xraygoggles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

This is completely unrelated, but if your user name is from the short story of the same name...

Do you think everything sounded pretty great and would've been fine if somebody hadn't opened the hatch and caused a bunch of garbage, leaves, and sticks to get sucked into the machine?

Just sayin'