this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
214 points (94.2% liked)
Shitposting
90 readers
1081 users here now
Welcome to !shitposting@lemmy.today - a place for memes, shitposts, absurdity, cursed images, low-effort masterpieces, and whatever other internet garbage makes you laugh.
Post dumb shit. Upvote dumb shit. Don't take dumb shit too seriously.
founded 6 days ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Business reps say a lot of things. Lete translate that business jargon for you:
"Our company has lost 95% of its value and shareholders are making death threats. We are desperate."