Programmer Humor

Early returns seems good, but personally I find code more confusing when things get arbitrarily separated out into functions, because to read it you have to keep scrolling back and forth between different parts of the page and either remembering where the other part is or typing a lot with ctrl-f, there's more variables to hold results, and if the section of code to be separated into a function is picked just because of nesting depth reasons then it's likely the function name isn't going to describe what it does very clearly, leading to more scrolling and more having to keep track of things in your head.