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I can definitely maybe do this! (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I am so going to start to use computer networking terminology when talking about social networking from now on.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

403 connection not found.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

ACK

[–] towerful@programming.dev 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP

(like a socially acceptable seal)

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Cicadas be like

SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

200 OK

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Connection Timeout

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 14 hours ago

502 Bad Gateway

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 16 points 14 hours ago

I would ping her, but I have no handler in the event of NACK

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It is very common to use ACK in social contexts as well if you work in IT I have found. Like "had a meeting about that issue, awaiting ACK from John"

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 46 minutes ago)

Yes, and there's "tACK" and "uACK" for tested and untested acknowledgements of patches. Slightly shorter than "lgtm, your call".

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 14 hours ago

She was SYN flooded, if y'know what I mean...

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

RST + complementary shoulder to cry on

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

TCP RST, find it what it means to me, TCP RST, Take out UDP! Socket to me, socket to me...