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[โ€“] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

HA!

If I had a robot that was supposed to be AI, but actually run remotely from India, handjob mode would be the least of their concerns.

I'd put a strap-on on it, dress it up like a farmer, I'd dress like a can of tuna fish, I'd cover myself in cottage cheese and roll on the ground in convulsions screaming "FUCK ME WILBER! FUCK YOUR TUNA CAN! FUCK IT GOOD"....

..and that would just be Monday.

Those poor drivers would have PTSD when I'm done with them.

[โ€“] odelik@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

I was right there with you until the cottage cheese came into the scene. Damn shame.