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That's one expensive secret (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] cadekat@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What would the second crime be?

[–] erictile@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GOLD BAR SIR!

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Well he still has no right to that gold, so when he tries to sell it, they will demand it from him again and if he still doesn't give it up, he'll have comitted the same crime again.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There are only about a million ways around that. All it takes is money. If only he had access to something valuable...