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Rising Temperatures Are Threatening Italy’s Bank Reserves—Because They’re Made of Parmesan Cheese (www.popularmechanics.com)

submitted 1 month ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Missouri Cheese

Much government cheese is stored in "Missouri cheese caves",[10] underground warehouses for storing and aging cheese in and around the Midwestern state of Missouri, part of a national network of such facilities.[11] An erroneous article by Modern Farmer began circulating on social media in 2022 implying all of the USDA's 1.5 billion pounds of cheese was stored in caves near Springfield, Missouri.[12][13]

The US has it too.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine exploring some caves and just wandering into one of these vaults...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 month ago

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I know what the players in my D&D campaign will be wandering into next. Complete with cheese golems shaped like cows.

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I try to eat the cheese golem's head."

"Roll D20 for agility check."

*natural one*

"The golem is amused as it easily pulls away before you can sink your teeth into it, all you manage to chew on is your own hand and dignity. Roll D6 for finger damage and then golem attacks."

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

would be a funny minecraft mod

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know where I'm going when the zombie apocalypse hits.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Enjoy your constipation!

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

Very interesting !

[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I will not eat green eggs and government cheese. I will not eat it because it makes me wheeze.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I want a cheese cave...