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[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (7 children)

In case anyone didn't recognize the host like I did, it's the eugenics girl with odd proclivities that went viral a couple years ago

She showered 24 times in a given year.

There's nothing wrong with participating in orgies or group sex, but... I can't help but find this odd.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

15 didn't cum

pathetic

Also who are the 5 people who showed up to the gang bang and didn't participate? Does she smell that bad?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember reading about it, it was some CNC thing where she couldn't communicate and was held down which is a lot with a stranger.

[–] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had sex 41 times? That's vaguely the same figure as the people on the orgy. So she had sex only once in the whole year?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

that's silicon valley life optimisation grindset

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't wanna sound like a prude or anything but # of showers should at least match # of times you had sex

Also lmao days "worked" = 118. That's like 2 days a week, and I can guarantee those aren't 8 hours days.

[–] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I agree, but maybe it is a cultural thing for me.

If a young Iranian couple are taking a lot of showers, it is a sign of how much they're doing it.

[–] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how is the water situation on Iran, but how can people not shower at least once a day if water is available? I'm from Brazil BTW

[–] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I mean if they take like 3 showers in short succession in one day, they fucked like 3 times.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Count Dookie was that guy from star war

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I guess it says something about my priorities, but how is it possible that she had less "good meals" than sex in a year? How is it that she showered the same number of times as had good meals? What is even going on here?

Edit: This unironically is like an anti-hedonic way to live, a complete rejection of hedonism. Stoicism cosplaying as Hedonism.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

maybe good meal means high-end restaurant

or maybe she's a soylent freak and only ate real food that many times.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

I completely missed the 24 good meals stat. Like what the fuck are you even doing when you're that rich and you only have a "good meal" once every other week? I'm broke as shit and I still manage better than that jfc. Maybe my standards are lower since I haven't had baby songbird nuggets or rhino steak or whatever the fuck these rich fucks eat but what kind of soulless empty life are you "living" when you have access to a standard of living beyond most people's wildest dreams and you aren't having a "good meal" regularly?

The rich really are completely alien

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
  1. Why didn't she normalize her data to per day instead of per year?

  2. Normalizing her data to per day just makes her life look wretched. She only goes outside every other day instead of almost every day like most people (work plus buying food or pumping gas), and she only showers once every other week.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh I thought we were talking about Fleischman when you mentioned eugenics

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was, I didn't expect two of them