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[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

What the fuck is a flirt girl

Edit: Damn on the title alone I was all hopeful this would be like a hip, inclusive and fun Sue Johanson type vibe but now I want to tear my skin off and sit in the shower.

Who is going to make the patriarchal heteronormative bingo card? No one? Good choice, protect your peace lovelies πŸ’•

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I suspect it's a legally preferable way to say sex worker.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hosts. Japanese style rather than traditional western restaurant ones.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, been browsing their website and have never wanted to have sex less in my life

https://slate.com/life/2025/12/women-sex-men-dating-california-trip.html

Of the 150 or so attendees of Slutcon, many of them, like Simon, were either virgins or something close to it. Tickets ranged from $1,000 to $9,000, and the retreat was pitched as a place to learn how to interact with womenβ€”as instructed by women themselves. Slutcon is staffed almost entirely by paid and volunteer female sex workers and intimacy experts, and together, they had made themselves available to be touched, seduced, or otherwise experimented on by the novices at any moment during the convention.

In the parlance of Slutcon, these professionals are referred to as its β€œflirt girls” or, more colloquially, its β€œflirtees.” Wearing plastic green wristbands that designated their consent, they darted between the men, sultry and warm, prepared to host anyone who endeavored an approach. Men brave enough to try would be rewarded with their most coveted desire: a chance to speak with, caress, or, hell, maybe even have sex with someone they were attracted to in a controlled environment, where fears of offense were nullified. After all, Slutcon is what its founders call β€œa place to experiment without getting canceled.”

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Let me amend it. Japanese hosts but way more exploitative

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So this is 100% a grift to teach tech bro investors how to get laid by letting them flirt with sex workers.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I mean, you can actually do that by paying an escort for a LOT less. Even the high-end ones.

Yes.

Having a safe space to learn about flirting and consent is wonderful. Love it. On board. Celebrating sluttiness? Hell yeah, I would like to live deliciously, thanks!

This is so not it.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who is going to make the patriarchal heteronormative bingo card? No one? Good choice, protect your peace lovelies πŸ’•

Don't worry, your money is welcome πŸ€—

What genders are welcome?  All genders and gender identities are welcome! This event leans heteronormative in that many sessions focus on classic dynamics between men and women, however anyone is welcome to attend.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

classic dynamics between men and women

I honestly have no idea what this means but I don't think I like it.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk why but the specific language of "classic" feels funnily absurd to me. Like funny in an awful what the fuck way.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know, it reminds me of this time I said something mean about Jordan Peterson (back when he was mostly a local problem) and a teenage relative defended him saying something like "actually he's more of a classic liberal" as if that was positive or something. I don't think anyone understood why that cracked me up so bad. I don't think I understand it either but it still makes me laugh.

I don't want to dunk on them too hard because I think we should politely forget cringe takes from teenagers and they turned out okay in the end.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Tbf defending someone by saying they're a classical liberal is pretty funny. "They're just this other bad thing"

But I'm glad to hear they're alright catgirl-heart

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Sooo ... stuck in the 18 hundreds? Which sounds about right.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Definitely as in classic Athens

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow thanks I had no idea covert misogynist tech bros i encountered in the 2010s have rebranded.