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~50% of people are capable of using it while standing, that doesn't mean all want to. I've heard a fair number of men rag on men who won't sit on their own toilet and splash piss everywhere, since it just makes a mess you have to clean up. So the math is actually tipped more in favor of sitters, who make up a non-zero proportion of people who are able to pee while standing, plus everyone who's obligated to pee while sitting.
I think it's weird to care about lifting the lid, but leaving it up shows you left it open while it flushed and that's kinda gross to a lot of people.
How do you go about regulating this?
Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character. I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says "stand to piss, you get the dis" or "sit to pee, you're alright with me"
They 100% sneak around to listen to their guests pee.