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A customer decided to play bob ross with a tampon (lemmy.today)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

women will literally spin on their head projectile shitting in all directions

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never seen that, but I have seen what I would say was a woman who had to have had explosive diarrhea, who then simply touched her toes in the bathroom, thus spraying it everywhere behind herself.

Outlined the toilet and everything!