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[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In one of my regular dive bars, the ladies’ toilets were so filthy on a regular basis that all the women ended up using the men’s toilets.

[–] Elting@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Used to clean the bathrooms in a restaurant, 9/10 times the men's bathroom is cleaner. Guys go in and pee at a urinal at public restrooms and then leave, there is very little opportunity for them to mess shit up.

[–] kip@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago

not just public toilets either, i had an office job where they held monthly team meetings and every time it got to any other business someone would declare the women's to be a 'total disgrace' or similar description

It's either that, or someone goes in there to commit some emergency gastroenterology. Like, I could see "gotta go so bad you start shitting before you're seated and get some on the floor. But...up the walls?