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Nazis and also Nazis. So not really people anyone should ever give a fuck about.

I remember being in my freshman year of college in what would be the most disastrous nest departures in human history and watching the Fox News report on Kurt Vonnegut, how scathing it was, and that led to me reading his books, because my identity at the time was anti-right, and because this I learned this really important shit at a critical point in my life because I identified with his words and characters and humor. Now I shitpost on the internet because I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat that the United States military. Counterintelligence is cool, bro. That's why I pee my pants, Billy Madison style, so these kids don't feel afraid to post their retarded ass shit, cuz at least they're not as stupid as my dumb ass, which is objectively the truth because God's a funny dick. Kids, amirite? At least I found Jesus by craning my neck, trying to find him.