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BORK!BORK!BORK! Paris might sometimes be called "The City of Light" or perhaps "The City of Love" by the romantically inclined. Judging by this hotel's elevators, "The City of Bork" is more appropriate.

Spotted by eagle-eyed Register reader Nathaniel in a Paris hotel, what we assume to be digital signage is instead stalled on the all too familiar American Megatrends BIOS configuration screen. The computer behind the scenes also seems a bit overpowered to serve information for hotel services.

Instead of enticing elevator riders into the undoubtedly delightful bars and restaurants of the establishment (apparently a Novotel not far from the Eiffel Tower) or whatever it should be doing, this screen has temptations of an altogether more technical nature.

A CometLake CPU? An i5 no less? Sort of up-to-date. And that 8 GB of RAM? The way memory prices are going, that might be enough to buy you a nice hotel room in some cities, and at least a decent coffee and a croque monsieur in Paris.

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Remote controls. Why the fuck does every fan and window AC need one? Who genuinely searched through a dozen to find the right one instead of using the damn buttons on the thing?

'Smart' home things. My dryer and microwave can both be connected to the wifi. Never in my life have I put something in either of those devices and wished I could use a network connection to have it start working later. When I put shit in is when I want it to do it's job.

I'm a huge nerd, when you lose me on these 'features' you've definitely lost the plot.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

These are perfect devices to be a part of a botnet ;)

[–] filcuk@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There are use cases for everything. Cheaper electricity during the night - schedule the dryer to sync with that. Disabled and can't reach the AC or light controls easily? Do it through your phone.

The real problem IMO is that these are implemented poorly, insecurely* and often through closed ecosystems and million apps.
If this was done well, users like you could ignore the features, and others could make use of them. When you can't turn a fan on because your Fast Fans app logged you out, then I'd just rather not...

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

It's a lifesaver when the washer/dryer remind the kids to retrieve their laundry. It depends on your particular situation.