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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bachelor status: Secure comfy-cool[^1]

Politico quoted an anecdote he told about his girlfriend Debbie.

“When we got up to leave for our date, I noticed that a peanut butter sandwich that either [my roommate] or I had let fall between the cushions was now stuck to Debbie’s posterior,” Graham said, according to Politico. “Several friends who were there noticed it as well, and made sure to circulate the story all over campus.”

Hot gossip on campus: Did you hear about the girl who sat down on a couch without checking first for sandwiches? Lmao what was she thinking? puzzled

[^1]: Men’s Journal