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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I like four-bangers, I like short shifters, I like si's, subarus, lancers, pop pop pop on the downshift, stomp click click vrooom.

Do I get stuck in traffic sometimes? Ehh, once a week maybe.

Would I give it all up for the betterment of humanity as a whole, and hang my childhood on the memory rack forever?

...yeah. The irony of that, though is that being American and living in the rural south gotta throw the glowies a bone every now and then It's barely even considerable, at all. There is no bus route. There is no train. There's no carpool, I work third with one other person who lives on the other side of the city.

So, if I have to drive, and my preferance is 32mpg little cars, and for now... I have to, and I enjoy it,...

then I'm gonna.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 12 points 23 hours ago

I read this entire post as if it was country music and I regret nothing.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would I give it all up for the betterment of humanity as a whole, and hang my childhood on the memory rack forever? ...yeah.

Unsarcastically, the world needs more people like you.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

There's a few on this board who would disagree, lmao, but thanks. Man's gotta live in the world he's given, not stamp his foot and demand it bend for him. I wasn't the first here, I won't be the last.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Making superior options for long distance travel, commuting, and random short-distance trips doesn't mean cars go away, it means the 98% of people who aren't into cars get off the road for the rest of us.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Depends on who you talk to. Seems the more rabid members of fuckcars want to ban cars completely, and jail anyone who resists lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I, unfortunately, have to commute 35 miles one way, usually on my Honda motorcycle. I wish we had any semblence of mass transit at all. But we do not.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am not brave enough to ride

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Riding is best learned with the appropriate amount of respect, a motorcycle safety foundation certified riding course, and lots and lots and lots of practice.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Or you can just hop on a bike for the first time in SEA, where even children and grandmas ride, and its treated with the same cultural reverence as a minivan.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, traffic in most India and SEA makes me really really not want to get anything that can fall over.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

India is tough, but everyone goes slow in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Indonesia so most accidents are relatively minor. Lotta people texting with phone in hand while riding. They're cracking down on drunk driving at least.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I see the fun in it but man do I not trust other vehicles on the road even in my own car half the time

I don't blame you. I hope I didn't sound like I was minimizing your concerns. Motorcycles are absolutely more inherently dangerous, especially for the rider, than cars. Not only are motorcycles harder to see, but sometimes just being around them seems to [occasionally] make other drivers act dumber for some reason. You have no cushion around you like you would with a car. You have to put a lot more effort into being visible, thinking ahead, and anticipating danger zones. If you're in an accident, you don't have the luxury of four walls, a seatbelt, and airbags.

Then there's the "physics" which are very different from the physics of a four wheeled vehicle. You not only have to understand those, you also have to basically beat your own instincts out of yourself so you automatically respond correctly when you do inevitabely find yourself in an emergency situation.

Statistically, the majority of motorcycle wrecks occur at speeds under 30 mph (~48 kph). Usually because someone didn't see the rider and/or the rider either wasn't aware of or didn't know how to apply the appropriate technique. As a rider, you will be much safer with proper training and safety gear. But you will never be as safe as in a passenger vehicle. I don't blame people who look at motorcycles and go "Nope. Hard pass." at all.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

random gravel patch on an otherwise perfect road at 3AM

"oh fu-"

I've had my spills on mopeds as a teenager, having them at 55mph -- ehhhh.