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[โ€“] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The truth is that most of the worst things to ever happen to you will be done by people you already know and trust, not strangers, regardless of race!

[โ€“] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Statistically speaking the most likely person to murder me is my husband.