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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets lost (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Total missed opportunity for

They invited me to their house for drinks. As we approach, you can hear the music blaring through the windows.

Open the door

get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

[–] jackintosh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Gonna get schwifty in here!