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[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Isnt it called birth day for a reason?

[–] lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if baby was born in Asia?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They...have days over there too.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Asian countries will count the year a child was in the womb as part of their lifespan. A person who is 30 in America is 31 in China, for example.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But it's also like year 12,000 or something in China, so they're all much older in general and why they only have one babby now, because there country is so old.

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That still wont make the baby in the post 30 years old because embryos arent frozen in the womb.

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Has he been frozen inside a womb this whole time?

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure, sometimes they develop embryos to a certain stage and freeze them to implant later, sometimes it's just the eggs.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They have Jello shots like that now, with nitrogen n stuff

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, how can the sun set on the land of the rising sun, China?