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Would you sell liquor to this baby? (lemmy.today)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd sell liquor to ANY baby. Drunk babies and toddlers are hilarious.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea until you have to argue with a drunk toddler

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

toddler arguments are belligerent and incoherent enough already, I don't think booze would do more than make it worse