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Soon I will be able to shield my eyes from negativity like yours. Guess why.
Really excited about my paragliding potential they said I'll have after foreskin #300 gets installed.
You know that worm from Dune? That's what I want for me.
Feels like a minor supe from The Boys
For that you really want the tanuki ball sack transplant
Why not both?
Remember that post about the Olympics where people were injecting silicone into their dicks to give them more circumference because each % increase in girth yielded a proportional increase in ski jump distance?
happybadger's foreskin will soon provide enough additional circumference and aerodynamic lift to exceed orbital velocity. we're going to beat SpaceX to Mars on the backs of pig foreskins and sheer gumption
That's how you do it. Nothing but hog. Engineering elegance.