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[โ€“] Turret3857@infosec.pub 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"all my recent flash drives have had both ports so I can use them with usb a or usb c!"

"WHAT SO I SHOULD JUST TOSS ALL MY OLD HARDWARE?"

no one said that. youre just saying shit. you can still use your usb-a flash drives.

[โ€“] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

"SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?"

"That's a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about?"