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[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 51 points 2 months ago (6 children)

If god is real, he has a lot to answer for.

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago

Also:

"If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness."

  • Unknown victim of the Holocaust, carved into the wall of a Mauthausen cell[

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauthausen_concentration_camp

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The platypus. Seriously, wtf?

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Australia was his animal testing ground. It was never meant to make it into production.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Australia is Earth's forgotten Test Branch server that is just still running ... one day, the other servers got too full, so they had to hastily bring it back into service.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Everyone has a testing ~~environment~~ continent. Some people are fortunate enough to also have a separate production ~~environment~~ continent.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If god is real, he very likely doesn't give a shit about humans. If you interviewed him, he'd say that all of that stuff you attribute to him was obviously made up by humans.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If God is real then he's basically a kid with an ant farm and magnifying glass.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Best case scenario is that this is his version of The Sims.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

~~Daddy~~ Yahwey was a rollin stone 🎶